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S.A pastor, not only made members eat grass and snakes, they now eat stones and pray naked

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For those of you who have doubted the yesterday's news, here is a video of the South African pastor turning a member to snake.
Check if you can see any snake. Click here


Meanwhile, I gathered that this man has eventually turned his members into eaters of some delicacies which no one whose brain hasn't turned into pea-sized  one would dare to eat.
Sumptuous meals were fresh grass eaten off the earth, snakes made delicious on the pastor's say so and large stones being swallowed. And I have to ask... are they ice blocks?
See pictures after the cut


pastor says its chocolate..yummy! guess her face doesn't think it is

 cloth+chocolate
Some holy cloth eaten by member

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So he took the stone blessed it and gave to his member to eat
My God! it chokes her!
it has never tasted better..LOL! Communion service on point

Before I forget an important  part of the story, the controversial pastor has, at some point, made the congregation  pray naked.

Well, what do you know?  Pretoria has found salvation at last.

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