Let's Talk about Maths Teachers

What exactly do you know teachers for… I mean male teachers in particular? The ones who teach math. My math teacher was  a stout, middle aged man, with very fair skin and a potbelly just like the man in the picture below

He would, as I always thought he did, complicate all the maths mysteries of dy dx and then eventually leave me dozing off in class like someone who had been completely inebriated from a drinking fest. Actually, some years later, I discovered I mystified the dydx myself. Well, apparently, it was nobody's fault.

See the man who married two human looking sex dolls ..LOL

So, a friend of mine ,who attended a  Molusi College Ijebuigbo, Ogun State, had told me he did well in all subjects except maths.  why was that? Well, his math teacher was the quintessence of an old school teacher. Not only that, he  also always wore same clothes for many days, always with a whip and hands soiled with chalks, beards overgrown like that of the forgotten man screaming 'save me!' in the wilderness; plus a powerfully disturbing scent his body oozed from the combination of over-puffed perfume fused with the original body odour to get magnified to the point of giving someone’s nostrils some convulsing asthma attack..LOL. 

So, a lot of  us have our reasons why we don’t always excel in mathematics.

Ladies, do you think that there can be some changes that can be made to make you understand maths much better?

Hmm..let’s see.  What if you were giving  Pietro Boselli ,would you come out in flying colours?

See  pictures of Pietro Boselli below

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So, were you dazzled?

You might be saying ''hell to the no. Is he kidding me? is this a maths teacher? i will definitely make all A's and come out in flying colours if he teaches me....PRIVATELY'' LOL. 

Hmm... i doubt it. well, King Ifey thinks if he teaches you,  you would've certainly made all B's(babies) and come out a mother out of wedlock with some other colleagues of yours put in the same family way as you.

Pietro Boselli is known as the world's sexiest maths teacher . Surprised? 

Let me disclose this, Math teachers are not always those pictures of backward, archaic  and old-fashioned  headmasters;these days they are a lot different.

Pietro Boselli is currently 26 years old and a professor… Ladies, don’t think that all those fashionable, debonaire jocks you see around are not intellectuals…they might surprise you like Pietro Boselli did his students.

So, here is to all math teachers, may your personality encounter some serious makeover for the betterment of your life and that of our children.

Cheers!