Is it correct to say I waybilled it to you? A few expressions you probably don't understand

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Anyway, let's get down to brass tacks.

What is a waybill?

a waybill is a list that contains  names of people and goods to be conveyed from one location to another.

It is that book where you write your name before entering a bus. There is an air waybill, sea waybill etc.

Waybill cannot be verbalised.
I want to waybill some goods to you❌

If you are looking for a verb to replace  the erroneous 'waybill', here are two genuinely accepted words to use.

1. Freight (verb)
transport (goods) in bulk by truck, train, ship, or aircraft.

"the metals had been freighted from the city".

We freighted the cargo down to Port Harcourt.

freight is used when  goods are quite bulky.

When goods are less bulky, for example, conveying clothes from Lagos to Enugu, or maybe you bought a phone from online stores, they don't waybill it, they dispatch it.

Dispatch:
dɪˈspatʃ/
verb
1. send off to a destination or for a purpose.

In stead of saying,

Please waybill those materials to me
please say

Dispatch those materials to me

or

send those materials to me.

My dear, waybill is not exactly what you think it is.

Let me still correct this expressions.

when some says.

"honey, you have never looked better", it means you look your best that day.

when someone says. 'I couldn't be happier' it means they are very happy.

I couldn't care less means you don't care at all.

I couldn't agree more means  you totally agree.

I couldn't agree less means you disagree.

These expressions confuse a lot of people. Please memorise the meanings so you don't get into trouble.

The word RHETORIC is not pronounced as
riTOrick
/rɪˈtɒrɪk/❌

Rather it is
retter-rick
letter-rick.
/'retərɪk/

Finally,  a new word.

SWINGING

Swinging, sometimes called wife swapping or partner swapping, is anon-monogamous behavior in which both singles and partners in acommitted relationship engage insexual activities with others as arecreational or social activity.

I learnt this word at 16  while watching Dr.Phils Talk Show. At 25,  I read from online dailies that the practice has gained prominence in the city of Lagos.

People usually organise swinging party where couples have bacchanalian orgy.😂

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