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BBN: Miss Experience uses Tboss to teach Miyonse life's lessons on love and betrayal


So, after spending months off the radar, I had no idea what went on on Big Brother Nigeria

So last week, i settled in to watch those  pawns being played on a chessboard.

I couldn't help but notice these two lovebirds. They frolicked from morning till midnight...in fact, they were 'gumming buddies' . Smooching, cuddling, snuggled up and snogging.

 Fa na-eri onwe fa. O na-ato fa rii nne.

They did literally everything.
They were in love....so we thought until the day of reckoning came.

Meyonsi and Tboss...such strange names... Meyonsi sounds feminine and Tboss sound pretty masculine. Not that it matters .

Anyway, all that romp got Meyonsi disillusioned. Tboss played her chess really well.

She had him executed at the  gallows, brought her knife and cut off his neck.. She grinned and said...'dude you were my distraction. I need  the money not  the love. You wanted adventure and love...honey we are not on the same page.  i want N25M. So good riddance to bad rubbish'...LOL

Gosh...Miyonsi must have been so distraught. At least he learnt through the best teacher...

Lets  give it up to Miss. Experience. You teach better than any teacher on earth
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