King Ifey's Blog

  DEDICATION To my cats and closest pals; Simbi and Jasper who rubbed their furs against my feet or curled up between my legs while I wrote stories. You guys were the best!

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I have news for you that is bound to change your mentality , or  possibly have you question a lot of the things you probably may have been doing  for a while. Yes , it is about germs: those creepy unseen things that we think maim our lives.  Some geneticists who made headlines these past few months are calling our minds back to salient points we all have missed out

So you may have been asking, what went down this week?... I have compiled a bit of some of the juicy stories for the week for your listening pleasure.

I couldn't contain my laughter after learning that Skiibii didn't die. It was almost like Jidenna's own episode. Nigerians were asking, who is this skiibii sef? Well, the publicity stunt worked well; and our dear sister Linda Ikeji may have taken the brunt of the criticisms for publicizing wrongly, but that is not the case. The label should be censured for whatever death they orchestrated for the young man's rise to fame. Please enjoy yourself as you read this. I just hope my laptop battery hasn't skiibiied ..LOL. Seyilaw won't kill..ROTFL

The question is, did this 22-year-old who just got signed to Five Star Records, die or not? Harry Song says ,"NO, then Kcee says, ''He is responding to treatment''. Obviously this picture being paraded on instagram really did happen anyway. Most people thought it was a hoax. You know, trying to get publicity for the little chap.

Growing old is one of the most feared factors of life, but that is not the case when you are going through that rigorous body transformation with a loved one.

Yes,  I just listened to Bez's newest release "you suppose know by now" and my word!  After all said and done, all the raucous in the music industry and people being swayed to start doing what is profitable,  this young man is clasping hard to his unique  style of music.

It is just about time. The medical sector of Nigeria which seemed to have been more sluggish than  a lazy snail, has finally broken with precedence. Yes,  a heart surgery was successfully carried out on an 8 year old to repair a hole in her heart at the National Hospital in Abuja. The proof was expressed in a live tweet for the world to see.

Got milk? Well, Jessica Anne Colletti has it all.  Just recently, the picture where she is feeding her child an her friend's child just went viral, and as expected , she is getting hugely criticised by  a lot of people around the world.

Sometimes some of the musicians we neglect are usually the ones on top of the food chain when we decide to check. I say musicians because that is where you get to see people whose music are usually considered inconsequential or childish... Justin Bieber happens to be one of them.

Timaya – Asked what he has been doing the whole of today.  Well ,nothing serious.  He has been lounging in his salubrious suite... Luxuriating on his sofa sharing to us about how lazy his day has been

   Let us talk dance. Nigeria has been a goldmine for all kinds of dance. Immediately you start entertaining the thought that dance steps are completely exhausted from the skillful legs of the gifted , that is when you get to see a plethora of dance steps on all your gadgets... your TVs, your mobile phones, and even on the streets.

(L-R): Dance instructor and PSquare’s Choreographer, Flexx; Peter of PSquare; Host of ‘Dance with Peter’  Ehis Okoegule,  and Guinness Book of Records longest dancer, Kaffy,  at the unveil of a new Reality TV show, Dance with Peter, sponsored by Globacom. The 13-week show tagged “Dance with Peter”, a dancing competition, organised in collaboration with the Africa’s dance emblem, Peter Okoye of the P-Square, is set to change the face of entertainment in the continent and promote the dance culture across Africa.

The West African Examinations Council, WAEC has released the May/June 2015 results and withholding the results of students in 13 states that are owing the Council.

So the real story behind the golden kiss today... Well it is clear to us that Tonto dike's Girlfriend is her mother-in-law., Mrs Churchill. How sweet! Here are photos from the introduction today... it did go well and everybody seemed to be happy.. The kiss... the kiss was to me a seal of blessing... It might interest you to know that she is engaged to the son of Obasanjo. Yeah.. that is so right

Sometimes some very bizarre things happen, and you wonder whether these people were duly possessed to do those things, or did they just do it , like do it do it..no external force? Well, here is a story from vanguard. The man who killed his girlfriend like a fowl

  I do not know if anybody loves coca cola as much as I love it. Well it has been my aid to digesting food and according to this write-up  from a pharmacist and blogger based in the U.S, I discovered that I may have had more than the forgivable  dose of Coke. Right now, I may face some health issues if I do not learn from this pharmacist. Are you like me, who like to gulp down a cup of  chilled, fizzling coke, refreshing my tongue with the tingling taste of coldness, this analysis is for you

We perhaps may have neglected a whole lot of morals from the old. Yes, we sure have. I remember when Marijuana, popularly called Igbo, was so severely frowned at. Now, in Nigeria, it seems to have become commonplace that it could easily pass for a cup of chocolate early in the morning. On the other hand, it has been noticed that  many Americans are getting madder than wet hen  on synthetic marijuana.

Tonto posted this photo of she having an intimate moment  with a lady whose gray hair simply tells me that she has been tired out from the legs...and cannot simply walk with the panache of youthfulness... LOL.. What is it with me and this word 'panache'.  Anyway..  It has been trending  on Instagram.

Some times when we talk about male teachers, what usually creeps into our mind is  the picture of a stern-looking man who has less debonair and suave sense of  male's intricate decency; most times they seem more austere than some of  the monks at the monastery..LOL. It is really that bad, people!

I am happy to let you know that my show has finally begun. I appreciate all of you that have immensely advised, commented and  and encourage. Yes, it has not been easy... although I thought it would get easier as the days went by, but it seems I was wrong.  But I shall still be keeping the blog alive, especially now that I have added a podcast category to the blog.

A new poem that tells what most people who leave their villages to go search for better lives get to see when they must have changed beyond expectation.  Read and share your thoughts

Alone  As I drew near the forest,  To see the flyer seed And the old woman's creed With the spying of her crest.

I bring to you the much awaited self titled single  from Jayana, The Anambrian lady who studied mass communication at Anambra State University. I guess the wait is long over due... So much waiting and fans are anticipating to have a piece of her right away.LOL! Wait no longer, I have her song in the clouds of sounds. Before you listen, let us take a moment and get to know this lady up close. Jayana is an emcee, a female rapper with so much clear dexterity about her breezy flow of words, riding out through her soft but commanding voice. You definitely will have little choice but to be swayed to the  pervading mood of her voice: voice filled  with the spirit of hustle, determination, resolution and panache .... what ever that means anyway. Should I call this a skit? It is a short introduction of her personality; the kind of lady she is, and dare I say, her personality is weirdly interesting. Only a few ladies have such drive for their  passions. Alt...

Dotun Adeloye fondly called De Lo YE is a Nigerian born inspirational musician, actor, song-writer and emcee. The 7th child of the Adeloye family born to a lawyer Dad and a teacher mum.  He attended Master Model Private school for his primary education; then rounded up his secondary education at All Souls high school Bodij,  Ibadan.

Looking for a platform that can help you advertise your online or offline businesses, Seminars, e.t.c? Look no further. I am here to help you with that. I can do that through getting across to my blog readers, which keep growing as the days go by. Another complementary option is the social networks' ad.  Depending on what you sell and your location, I can help you run a Facebook advert, which can get your goods and services to your targeted market. How simple can it get? These days a lot of people are becoming computer savvy. I wouldn't be least surprised if Mama Tunde or Mama Emeka that sell pepper and crayfish at the Ikeja market knows how to navigate through the internet using her latest internet-enabled phone...LOL Musicians and up and coming artist can also add me up on Whatsapp, lets get to know each other and the kind of music you do. I can put up a write-up befitting your personality and get music savvy people to know about you. Well, I have this music-in...

She has finally arrived at the  music scene with tough feminine strength, waxing and seeking to conquer. Jayana will release her much awaited debut track August 7. We are hoping it will sweep us off our feet.

There are a  lot of things we may be neglecting in our lives: good nutrition is one of them. A survey conducted recently  has been publicized .

This story made me cringe in disgust. Suddenly I burst out screaming ,"Ife afo buru... what a womb carried... carried for nine months''.  The story is fairly long but then it is worth reading.

   President Buhari has appointed Dr. Emmanuel Ibe Kachikwu as the Group Managing Director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). This was revealed in statement released by presidential spokesperson.

This world has begun  to self-destruct. It is a sad news that a 7-year-old of our generation—even without secreting the necessary hormones to spur sexual feelings—has in his little brain, the thought of sex and the feel of it racing in his mind. The worst is the mother who swallowed pity and mercy to inflict undeserving pain to a son who is waking up to the exploration  of his manhood and the womanhood which are bound to be things he would not escape in his life. here is what happened as told by Vanguard

The mention of names like Iyanya and Chidinma rings a bell in Nigeria’s music industry. These two great actors joined forces with iMike, Monica Oga, Ayo, Olawale and Geoffrey, all past winners of MTN Project Fame, to electrify the opening gala show of Season 8.

There are a whole legion of vices which people find handy these days, but as we go half way across the world to Honkong,, we find that even the police are as scared of breasts as they are of guns and knives. Hoe do you reason this expression "breast assault''? Is it possible that we should beware of female's breast ? Do they have the inclinations to do people harm?

it is all about the lion that caught our fancy. Cecil, the Zimbabwean lion or as I would like to call him, Simba , the lion king, has been one of the most popular  pieces of news on the internet. Everyone has had their own view aired. Oh wait! Arnold Schwarzenegger is yet to blow your mind with his recent comments about the murder of Cecil the lion. He posted a picture on Instagram and here is what it says

Ebonyi state government said it would spend about 12.5 billion naira for the rehabilitation and reconstruction of 10 identified roads within the capital city of the state.

Beskind, A 91-year-old woman has shown the world that old age has no barrier to what she can do. When most of us give up on our dreams so fast, someone some where  finds happiness in the fulfillment of her calling, even as she nears her end.

The beautiful cycle of growing old. You can never see it just as it happens gradually. A father had in 1986, pledged to always take yearly photo of him and his son. These pictures are very emotional, they can make you cry, especially the last one, where a third party gets added to the family line. I am all teary eyes now. See pictures

These guys are hardworking at the hard work they do I just listened to a very interesting program on Sunrise 96.1Fm Enugu. Now I cannot help but be so happy about how different they have chosen to sound after the death of their archaic system of presenting, which did not  give room to flexibility and calculated spontaneity.... I hope you know what I mean..LOL.

Jim Iyke posted today a picture of he in his cruise ruminating over how best to deal with debtors. I honestly think some very crucial weapon is missing in his hand. Can you guess what that is?  I think a pistol would have done much better in the picture, don't you think so? LOL.

 Divorce rumours fly around these days and it seems to have caught up with Will smith and Jada Pinkett for the umpteenth time. An unidentified family source was said to have spilled the bean and was certain the 20-year-old marriage which had survived stormy and turbulent sea tides these past years, would suddenly keel over  very soon.

The United States is set to be on serious party fire this august..Yay!! It is indeed an August of festivity and if you are in  places like  New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago and Houston then you are in for some serious fun-filled venture.

A woman, Grace Agbo has been arraigned for allegedly murdering her husband, Elijah Agbo over   a little family fracas . The incident happened in Isiuzo local government area of Enugu State. The people of the community are in great shock; they cannot figure out what could have led to such a despicable act.

  A United States dentist who has become the target of worldwide outrage for hunting and killing a protected lion in Zimbabwe has written to his patients to apologise for the disruption to services at his Minnesota clinic.

  An Egyptian court is reported to have adjourned the long-running retrial of three Al Jazeera journalists for the ninth time, according to security officers at the courthouse. The defendants, their lawyers and Al Jazeera have not been formally informed of the decision.

it has been a wonderful convivial liaison between the two polarized religion in Nigeria: Christianity and Islam. Yesterday, a revered  fiery priest in Enugu, Rev. Father Mbaka, celebrated his birthday. and  amidst the celebratory mass for the 20th anniversary of his priesthood, he said a fervent prayer for Buhari and  the Enugu State governor, Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi

 Royal Traditional Council of Ife Wednesday said the Ooni of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuade, Olubuse II is alive and in good state of health.